when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work
I just think every driver should read this.
Too many people are oblivious to these facts, mainly because they’ve never been in or driven a truck hauling horses.
I have never been in or driven a truck hauling horses.
However, I am familiar with PHYSICS.
RAMI KADI Un Souffle d’Orient Collection
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?
MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS
THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
CROSSING THE ROAD IS WALKING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
And the punchline is a metaphor for the afterlife
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